If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it? Food for thought…post digestion So last week I told the Timmunity that I was experiencing somewhat of a slump, but much like the great Detective Jake Peralta we all know and love, I chose this week to flip that…
I don’t slump, people. I opposite of slump. I pmuls. That’s slump backwards and it’s what I do. Detective Jake Peralta of the 99th Precinct Y’know, for a mental health guy, I haven’t really talked much about the challenges that we face when our mental health is strained. Y’know, the dreaded “D” word? No, not that, ye pervert, I’m…
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder Bruce Lee (probably)(not) How shit are hangovers? I mean, looking back on a dusty Sunday morning with a missing sock and a thumping headache is funny after the fact, but boy oh boy I hate being hungover. Far too often over my early twenties would I wake up with…
I haven’t seen gym in so long, I’ve reverted back to calling him James Me – avoiding fitness A few months ago, I went through my social media feed and unfollowed a bunch of accounts, because I realised that their presence in my socials just didn’t feel healthy. It was ironic. Why? Because they preached…
In my opinion, people should wear different deodorants, one under each armpit…but that’s just my two scents Do you remember the first time you tried beer? Or wine? Or maybe something less boozy, what about olives, or coffee? Do you remember that time? Remember HATING it? I ‘member. I can recall the first time I…
New Years Resolutions; they go in one year and out the other New Year, same old cringe me Well, we made it to 2021. Ironic, because for a lot of us, “2020 won”. But nonetheless, we got through the year, so give yourselves a pat on the back! Now it’s 2021, so…new year, new me,…
I promise not to make any more bad jokes for the rest of the year Me – December 31 at 11:59:59 PM Pro tip from a member of the Timmunity: read the following blog with Morgan Freeman’s voice. Strongly recommended. There aren’t enough nasty words in the dictionary of any language that could adequately describe…
What do you call a bear with a mental disorder? A bi-polar bear I’m back! Apologies for my absence last week. Actually, not really. I needed it. But I’m here now, with an important public service announcement: Mental health is as important as physical health. Ya’ll need to remember that your brain runs the show,…
Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a dollar in. It’s half empty 😦 We’ve all done it, we all do it, we will all continue to do it, because it’s human nature. On more than one (thousand) occasions I have submitted to negative,…
I got arrested for surfing on a dolphin. They claimed I did it on porpoise I am beginning to think I have disappointed a few of my new European friends when it comes to stereotypes, because one of the most frequently asked questions I get is “do you surf?”. No I do not, I never…
