AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH My brain sometimes I couldn’t tell you how many times I would be going about my own day, minding my own business before I hear this feint sound. When I stop to focus on the noise, it gets gradually louder and louder until it’s near deafening. But when I look around, no one seems…
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage…I lost my case I am punstoppable Let’s be real, if you take more than one trip from the car to carry your groceries inside you are WEAK! We’ve all done it, we’ll suffer and strain and nearly cut the circulation from our fingers in one…
Forgive me Father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest…for I have synonymed Tim, Lord of puns Ever had to carry around a really heavy bag? Well, duh, of course you have. Let’s think back to the last time you were at an airport hauling that hefty sack over your shoulder. It’s not those first 5 minutes or…
When does a brain get scared? When it loses it’s nerve Another banger of a joke, I know If you want to be specific, the brain is far more complex than a muscle. Looking at it’s cell structure alone, you can see just how much more there is to the brain compared to other muscles,…
I never used to enjoy peer pressure. But then my friends got me into it Albert Einstein (probably)(not) My psychologist asked only one thing of me when we first started our sessions together. “This is a place where we can discuss anything and everything you feel you need to. The only thing I ask, for…
If you can dream it, you conduit Motivational quote for all of you electricians out there. You’re welcome It’s a word we so often throw out there – motivation. We all want to know the industry secrets. What does it mean to be motivated? How does one master the art of maintaining consistent levels of…
What do you call a reptilian detective that wears a sleeveless shirt that just can’t let something go? An InVESTed Gator Slim pickings this week *nervous laugh* So, I have this t-shirt. It’s my favourite t-shirt. I don’t even remember buying it, but it’s stood by me through thick and thin. I wore it when…
Spiderman has always been great at witty comebacks, because with great power comes great response-ability Unknown comic genius Setbacks produce bounce backs. Breakdowns produce breakthroughs. If I was to sum up the last two years of my life in a single line, there it is. But no means am I enjoying the fruits of my…
Murphy’s law states that whatever can go wrong, will go wrong Cole’s law primarily consists of thinly sliced cabbage, carrot and mayonnaise An oldie but a goodie. Heheheheheh We’ve all been there. We’ve all had those weeks where everything that could possibly go wrong decides to do just that. Well, at least, that’s how it…
Good health is for chumps. I don’t carrot all Me, secretly caring about my health If you were asked how you felt about your current health, how would you measure it? Your waistline? Your hair? Your skin? How well-rested you are? For a lot of us, health means looking and feeling physically good about ourselves.…
